This week’s first prize for CHUMP OF THE WEEK goes to the
two motorbike cops in Paphos who shot at the tyres of a speeding getaway car five
times and missed, but hit one of the passengers instead. Oops.
Second prize goes to the driver of the same car who was evading being pulled
over because they had drugs in the car, he told police after the event. Not, err, because the car did not have registration plates ... To cap that, the
driver abandoned the car leaving behind four unused shotgun cartridges plus tools commonly used in burglaries ...
Third prize goes to the one who took the bullet, who then went to Paphos General Hospital A&E. So the police found him and his mates PDQ.
I’m not making it up. LMAO.
And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.
- John 8:32
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